Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Why The Bush Brothers Don't Want Katherine Harris To Run For Senate

10. They're both pretty sure she voted for Gore and Kerry

9. There's that messy blue eye shadow controversy

8. They have Karl Rove planting stories, tying Harris to recent rash of deaths at DisneyWorld

7. Missed chance to beat Hillary to the punch on the Grand Theft Auto videogame controversy

6. Actually, potential candidate, retired Army Gen. Tommy Franks, looks better in the blue eye shadow

5. Putting all their money on Pirro beating Clinton in New York

4. Wouldn't have anything to worry about if Barry Seltzer didn't lose his nerve and swerve his car before hitting her

3. The competetion, Senator Bob Nelson, really looks good in blue eye shadow

2. Bob Novak said she's "bullshit"

1. She secretly kept all the hanging chads from 2000 that can do them both in

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