Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 13 August 2005

To guard against future terrorist attacks on buses, Londoners, will now have to ride to their destinations via horseback. Prime Minister Tony Blair called the measure temporary and, in a related matter, 10 Downing Street will begin selling fertilizer.

















Okay, aside from that one unintentional mistake, I really mean it this time - I have never taken steroids - period! See, I'm even pointing my finger, that's how much I mean it!














The Garlic obtained rare, exclusive photos of Katherine Harris having her make-up applied before a recent campaign appearance










What's that you say? The Conservatives are dumping ol' Nuclear Option boy over here?



Steve Young, recent inductee to the National Football League Hall of Fame announced he has signed and exclusive deal with a South Korean laboratory to have himself cloned. Young, shown with a partial clone of his upper torso, will be a spokesperson for the company, and is expected to recruit other Hall of Fame players for cloning