10. Ratings should be good - I think 'Desperate Housewives' is still in reruns
9. Think those South Koreans can clone Conservatives?
8. I know we bumped Frist, but did anybody get his videotapes to use tonight?
7. Okay, we want them to stick to the Constitution, but we gotta leave some room for when it helps us for them to be activists
6. Phyllis, we cannot not use the jumbo screens - Just chill out, it makes all our heads look gigantic
5. "Hey DeLay, now that Abramoff got indicted, where you getting your spare cash from?"
4. Any new feeding tube victims or do we still run with the Schiavo case?
3. We got a new problem - The White House just named a woman to be their Executive Chef
2. Okay, let's get it straight, this Cindy Sheehan woman, is she just an "ignorant harlot" or "Osama's whore"?
1. Hey, I don't blame that St. Patrick's guy - Did you see Dobson's personal secretary?
9. Think those South Koreans can clone Conservatives?
8. I know we bumped Frist, but did anybody get his videotapes to use tonight?
7. Okay, we want them to stick to the Constitution, but we gotta leave some room for when it helps us for them to be activists
6. Phyllis, we cannot not use the jumbo screens - Just chill out, it makes all our heads look gigantic
5. "Hey DeLay, now that Abramoff got indicted, where you getting your spare cash from?"
4. Any new feeding tube victims or do we still run with the Schiavo case?
3. We got a new problem - The White House just named a woman to be their Executive Chef
2. Okay, let's get it straight, this Cindy Sheehan woman, is she just an "ignorant harlot" or "Osama's whore"?
1. Hey, I don't blame that St. Patrick's guy - Did you see Dobson's personal secretary?
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