Monday, October 17, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things The Iraqi's Are Doing To Prepare Country For Democracy and Having A Constitution

10. Have the guy hanging lanterns in the mosque to remember, One if by Smart Bomb and Two if by Nukes

9. Call the Zambelli's and check for any free dates in January that they can do the fireworks thing

8. Making new flag, with 3 stars on it (and be sure to have the Sunni's star at the bottom)

7. Find out how long it will take McDonald's, Wal-Mart, and JiffyLube to set up and establish franchises

6. Running contest for citizen with best, fourishing penmanship so one distinctive signature will stand out on signed Constitution

5. Scheduling the Assembly members for their knickers and white powdered wig fittings

4. Be sure to tell the guy flying the kite that electricity has already been discovered and to try to come up with something else

3. Amending rules so new President can own slaves

2. Remember to pack High Court with friends and allies, in case there are any future election controversies

1. Changing name of Fallujah to Philadelphiadad and hunting down on eBay, a giant cracked bell to place in it

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