Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 22 October 2005

Life imitated Art this week, off the coast of England, as a hovercraft became beached because it was full of eels














'A Pound-A-Panda', Wal-Mart's new Asian retail operation opened this week and sales were said to be "very brisk".













"Krishna, The Movie", starring Robert Downey Jr., Carlista Flockhart and Martin Sheen, is due to open Thanksgiving Weekend, at airports across the nation














"Tired of heaving those heavy sacks of dirty clothes to the laundromat, searching for quarters and cleaning someone's else's lint? ... Well the answer is here, from Nisssan ... It's an automobile and a washing machine!"












"I told you not to pick the first row ... He's going to call on us all day long ..."














Often Bernard spent sleepless nights thinking of ways to impress Mandy, captain of the cheerleaders, until one day, it came to him like a vision ...



















"Hey lady, you ever hear of Roy Horn? ... You know, Siegfried and Roy? ... Well, if you don't get this kid off me in about three-seconds, I'm having an early lunch ... If you know what I mean ...."