Monday, November 07, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other CIA Secret Torture Projects

10. Andy Rooney (the 6-hour DVD of his clips are particularly effective)

9. Enron (CIA cashed out before stock plunged)

8. The 'WB"

7. The DMV Experience (was illegal up to the Patriot Act)

6. Anna Nicole Smith Press Conferences

5. Pauley Shore movies

4. The iPod Battery (Only consulted on iPod Shuffle)

3. Tucker Carlson (Just "annoying" now but not giving up on the boy)

2. Bill O'Reilly (okay, the entire Fox News Network)

1. Ourselves (Nobody knows what the hell were doing)

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