Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 12 November 2005

Ford Chairman and CEO Bill Ford announced on Friday, that due to sagging sales, he will begin driving a taxi nights to help bolster the company's revenue




Due to a glitch in his college records, the NCAA announced today that Cedric The Entertainer will be eligible for this years' Heisman Trophy award






















Apple Computer, in a new promotional campaign, is urging customers to purchase two Video iPods, so they can get "some really awesome stereophonic sounds"




CBS Television announced that, to boost its' ratings for Sweeps Month, CBS News Anchor Bob Schieffer will Mud Wrestle '60 Minutes' commentator CBS Andy Rooney in a Prime Time special later this month


















In a stunning move, the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia have signed a deal with the Palestinian Authority that will have former leader Yasser Arafat replacing Juan Valdez as the groups marketing icon













U.S. United Nations Ambassador John Bolton says he's perfected his bullying and intimidation to the point where all he as to do is give someone a "laser stare to scare the jeepers out of them"