10. Giant fruit baskets, decorated with holly and bows, have arrived, from the participants of Dick Cheney's secret energy meetings
9. Sending aides out to buy eggnog, because still waiting for FEMA to deliver it
8. White House council doubts President can keep gift of silver candelabra from former Rep. Duke Cunningham
7. A panicked Scott McClellan, verifying with everyone, he can that it's okay to go to Press Room and announce it's Christmas
6. Bob Novak is calling every hour, to see if they want to out any more covert CIA agents before Christmas
5. Donald Rumsfeld is arguing that there are too many decorations on the tree
4. Chorus of Gitmo prisoners are practicing their caroling in the East Room
3. Cards, with personal notes, to put on the gifts have arrived from the Lincoln Group
2. Karl Rove has been putting together his string of cranberries and smears to hang on the tree
1. President Bush is busy, wiretapping First Lady, and his daughters, seeing if he can get information on what his gifts will be
9. Sending aides out to buy eggnog, because still waiting for FEMA to deliver it
8. White House council doubts President can keep gift of silver candelabra from former Rep. Duke Cunningham
7. A panicked Scott McClellan, verifying with everyone, he can that it's okay to go to Press Room and announce it's Christmas
6. Bob Novak is calling every hour, to see if they want to out any more covert CIA agents before Christmas
5. Donald Rumsfeld is arguing that there are too many decorations on the tree
4. Chorus of Gitmo prisoners are practicing their caroling in the East Room
3. Cards, with personal notes, to put on the gifts have arrived from the Lincoln Group
2. Karl Rove has been putting together his string of cranberries and smears to hang on the tree
1. President Bush is busy, wiretapping First Lady, and his daughters, seeing if he can get information on what his gifts will be
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