Friday, January 13, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Articles Planned For Martha Stewart's New Magazine

10. What To Wear When You Are Being Wiretapped By The U.S. Government

9. How To Spruce Up Your Hurricane-Devastated Home For Under $100

8. Exclusive: Martha's Blueprint For Cashing In On Insider Trading ... And Getting Away With It!

7. Your Government Official Husband Has Been Indicted? Run, Don't Walk To The Nearest Divorce Lawyer

6. Ten Good Prison Tips For Jack Abramoff (Hint, Use Liquid Soap)

5. Celebrity Make-Up Tips with Condoleezza Rice

4. Multitasking During Sex: Is Foreplay A Warm-Up, Or An Item To Check Off?

3. How To Make Your Own Senate Confirmation Hearings From Paper Mache and Lemon Juice

2. Exclusive: "I Got Wasted With Bode Miller - While We Were Skiing"

1. Is It Me, Or Is The Discovery Channel Making Ted Koppel Sexier?

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