Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At Bush's Camp David War Summit

News Item: Bush, Advisers Review Iraq Strategy

10. I wonder who Rove gave up in order to avoid being indicted?

9. Christ, does he like to hear himself talk, or what? ... Forget the Iraqi’s, how’s about letting us stand up for awhile ...

8. No, really Mr. Vice President, I did buy a copy of her book

7. So what he’s not here anymore, we can still blame things on Brownie

6. I guess, when we talk about “Did you see that smear by Karl” now, we’ll have to ask which one

5. Now that Coulter has slimed the widows, can we get her to do something and bury that that Daily Kos guy? ... Fox is already on it...

4. Well Dick, it’s your own fault ... I always told you someone might pick it up ... Not to doodle on the newspaper...

3. Why, wallet-sized photos of the dead Abu Musab al-Zarqawi... Thank you Mr. President

2. Condi ... The DOD really wants to get you on-board for Iran ... And none of this “Thousands of Tactical Errors” bullshit...

1. Jeez, with all the droppings around here, he should call it Camp Barney

Tempers flared at Camp David, during the meeting of President Bush and his National Security Advisors, when Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield teased and chided Vice President Dick Cheney, over his reported involvement in the Valarie Plame CIA Leak Case, telling Cheney that he shouldn’t “doodle on newspapers”