Monday, September 18, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Other Ways John Yoo Thinks Presidency Has Regained Its Balance and Is Reinvigorated

News Item: How the Presidency Regained Its Balance

10. Bush Presidency so balanced, he can get a Democratic Senator to run for reelection as a closet Republican

9. Thanks to the Valerie Plame CIA Leak Case, was able to to keep Dick Cheney from gaining more power and taking over Oval Office

8. What helped balance his Presidency, Bush stood tall and didn’t shy away from being “The Decider

7. Bush Presidency invigorated by embracing the “Third Awakening” into his government, allowing him to build a Faith-Based Congress

6. President Bush’s keen world view shaped sharply by his "Ek-A-Lec-Tic" Reading List

5. President Bush’s presidency so inspiring, even comic book heroes, like Batman, want to join his Global War Against Terrorism

4. Things are so balanced, President Bush able to invigorate star news journalists to sit on major stories

3. Getting broad, worldwide support for his Islamo-Fascist policy - Even The Vatican has gotten behind it

2. Who knew you could accomplish so much from a little tiny thing, like a Signing Statement?

1. What’s more invigorating than getting a major network - ABC - to run, essentially, your talking points for five-Prime-Time-hours!

For more on John Yoo, visit Michael Stickings 'The Reaction' and his post “John Yoo is a dangerous idiot

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thank you for enlightening me on item 6. I thought he said ecalectric.