10. Sniff, Sniff ... You smell that? ... Smells like there’s an Islamo-Fascist somewhere around here ...
9. Go ahead, ask’em ... Maybe he can put in a good word with Annan ... I mean, if Saddam could get in on the Oil--For-Food thing, I don’t see why you can’t
8. Care to join me for lunch today, Mahmoud? We’re serving Creamed Bagged Spinach - made especially for you
7. I wonder how this little macaca gets 200,000, 300,000 people at his speeches? I’m lucky to get a few hundred, and that not nearly as rabid as his crowd
6. If we leave the sanction thing up to Chirac, they’ll probably have nuclear weapons sooner, rather than later
5. Hey Satan, can you recommend any good books to read from your "Ek-A-Lec-Tic" Reading List“
4. All we have to do is take the same plans, change the “Q” to an “N” and, presto, we get another Middle East Democracy
3. So warmonger, are you going to demand in your speech today that the U.N. let you torture people, just like you demanded of your Congress?
2. I’m sorry there, my little Axis of Evil friend, this elevator doesn’t go to Floor 999 ... Heh, Heh, Heh ...