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10. I asked for a Gin-and-Tonic and what I got was a Gin-and-Caffeine-Free Diet Sprite
9. Nice touch, sending out the party invitations in the margins of newspapers
8. I’m surprised Cheney didn’t come out and announce that Rumsfeld was in his final throes
7. I heard that right after Christmas, Cheney’s going to begin rehearsing his testimony for the Libby Trial
6. Don’t worry about Cheney having a cocktail, or two ... The guns are locked up in a different location
5. Bush wants to put his Presidential Library at SMU, where’s Cheney going to put his Vice Presidential Secret Bunker?
4. Too bad Judith Regan got fired, I heard Cheney was up for writing “If I Lied, Here’s How I Would Have Fabricated The Case For WMD’s”
3. If only the President had a “Bush’s Bush”, just like “Cheney’s Cheney”, we’d be a lot better off
2. You’ll find out who was in his Energy Meetings before you’ll discover who the father is of his daughter’s baby
1. You want to see fireworks? Get a few drinks into the wife and say the words “Wolf Blitzer”
Nice touch, sending out the party invitations in the margins of newspapers
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