Top Ten Cloves: Ways Military Recruiters Didn't Realize They Were Recruiting Gays

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10. Didn't put two-and-two together before they set up their recruiting stand at the Minneapolis Airport

9. Was optimistic with the number of recruits who indicated that they had experience in handling "big guns"

8. Well, heck, a lot of people like K.D. Lang's music

7. Thought recruits were political savvy when a good number of them indicated they knew former Congressman Mark Foley

6. Were encouraged by the female (lesbian) recruits and how forcefully they said they'd have absolutely no problem with staying away from men while on duty

5. Understood GLBT to be a Guacamole, Lettuce, Bacon, and Tomato sandwich

4. Thought the questions about if the "PX carried K-Y" was a reference to one of those new energy drinks

3. Didn't notice the number of recruits who bore an uncanny resemblance to Judy Garland

2. Looking to target some recruits for the military bands, believed Glee.Com was a new social site for former college Glee Club members

1. Should have picked up on the number of recruits that already had their own sailor uniforms

Didn't notice the number of recruits who bore an uncanny resemblance to Judy Garland