Okay, one quick one ...
We will have more (Oh, such a nice New Years' gift) on Mark "God Made Me Who I Am" McGwire, and his ridiculous, sobbing, ego-boasting interview, on his belated admission that he was a lying cheater, steroid user.
With McGwire's constant referencing of "God", his "God-given talents", "The Man upstairs", "The talents God gave me", well, we half expected to hear this, in the background;
Luther Barnes & The Red Budd Gospel Choir - My God Can Do Anything
Then, what came to mind, is another all-powerful ego entity - Chuck Norris.
And, there's the hysterical "Chuck Norris Facts".
So, with a nod to the lads at CNF, we couldn't resist, and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Mark McGwire";When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mark McGwire
Mark McGwire doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mark McGwire has allowed to live
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mark McGwire
Mark McGwire does not sleep. He waits
Mark McGwire is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right arms
Mark McGwire is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Mark McGwire counted to infinity - twice
When Mark McGwire does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
If you spell Mark McGwire in Scrabble, you win. Forever
Mark McGwire' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
Mark McGwire can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
Mark McGwire doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
Mark McGwire can slam a revolving door
Mark McGwire does not get frostbite. Mark McGwire bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Mark McGwire hit a homerun
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
We Couldn't Resist ...
Labels:
Baseball Steroid Scandal,
MLB,
Steroid Scandal,
Steroids
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