Well, He Isn't The Shakespeare Guy ... And She Ain't No History Girl ...

With the day I had, I needed some light, easy pickin's ...

Maybe he was just being "Ek-A-Lec-Tic" ...

Maybe she was being forgetful ...

I can't help but wonder if it is, when you're Constitution-stomping, pre-emptive-war-loving Neocon, is the air they breath different? Does their food contain nutrients and vitamins not available to regular folk? Is it in the water they drink? Or is it just part of the daily drone of living in the unreality world they inhabit?

The Commander/Decider Guy surely must be getting tired of tasting his own foot.

In an staged event to hawk his "No Child Left Behind", the Compassionate Conservative served up this;

"Childrens do learn," Bush tells school kids

And this comes on the heels of his United Nations speech, in which his speech - the marked-up, phonetic-enhanced version - was posted on the U.N. Website.

Too bad he didn't have that at his "No Child Left Behind" gig ...

But Wait, There's More!

Our shining, soon-to-be-seen-on-a-milk-carton, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice must be getting desperate for some attention.

It has been a bit rough for her lately, with the Pope blowing her off, and, yet again, another article questioning who's sleeping in her bed popped up.

But, considering she's a Stanford gal, pretty well-educated, been around the block, so-to-speak, did she really have to resort to the over-used talking points to make her point, pumping up a dead terrorist far beyond what he probably ever dreamed of, with this gem;

Rice Compares Zarqawi To Ulysses S. Grant And Robert E. Lee

Holy mashed metaphors Batman!

I think, before their next public appearances, both of them need to spend some extra time on The Google.

Bonus Dynamic Duo Links

Our Girl Condi Gets A Theme Song - Neocons and Lovers

New Garlic Song: Bush Could Write A Book

Must Watch Interview: Chuck Hagel - Letting It Rip - with Bill Maher

The money shot, right at the very end of the interview;

"I think this war policy, ahh, where we are today, and the continuation of this policy is the biggest foreign policy blunder in the history of our nation ..."

As the description of the video from Tullycast notes;

"Senator Chuck Hagel joins Bill by satellite and lets it rip."

And boy, does Hagel let it rip ... With heavy, steel-toed construction boots, he stomps on the Republicans, the Administration and The Commander Guy ...

Right after the interview, panel member Carl Bernstein was in awe, telling Maher "You made news tonight".

(It usually takes the HBO and/or Maher crew about a week to post a transcript, so take the video out for a spin.)

BILL MAHER’S REAL TIME ::September 14 2007:: (Part Two): Senator Chuck Hagel joins Bill by satellite and lets it rip.




Bonus Chuck Hagel Links

Breaking News! Hagel Speech Causes Havoc; Payless Shoes Flooded With Job Seekers, Resumes; Applicants Looking For " The Safe Jobs Senator Hagel Talked About"; Tancredo Offers Threats

He Should Have Used "The Google"

Maybe he's just trying to drum up some buzz for his new book...

One has to think, that someone on The Shakespeare Guy's travel contingent would have a laptop that he could use to look up "The Google" and get his info straight.

Gesh ... And we still have more-than-a-year of this stuff left to deal with ...

Links

Raw Story: Dazed Bush forgets what country he's in, what summit he's at

AP: Bush has bad day at Sydney Opera House

CNN: Fake motorcade causes summit stir

Bonus Links

Sidney Morning Herald: Some verbal gymnastics, and Bush is in Austria