10. Two words: Bar Crawl
9. Do alittle off-the-books adjustings of some laws so he can get his drugs from Canada
8. His biggest wish; Let him hold secret 'People's Court' sessions during off-hours and weekends
7. For nostalgia, rest of Justices will let him strike down the Martin Luther King holiday ruling in Arizona
6. Make sure he has a Living Will; None of them want to be sticking a tube in him
5. Justice Sandra Day O'Conner will give him a lap dance
4. To really cheer him up, they'll overturn Roe v. Wade
3. Give him the okay to wear Hawaiian shirts in-session
2. His favorite; When courts' out-of-session, blindfold him, spin him in chair and let him walk around dizzy until he falls down
1. Give him the good news - They got a bite on his Reality TV script - Fat Supreme Court Justice - from Fox
9. Do alittle off-the-books adjustings of some laws so he can get his drugs from Canada
8. His biggest wish; Let him hold secret 'People's Court' sessions during off-hours and weekends
7. For nostalgia, rest of Justices will let him strike down the Martin Luther King holiday ruling in Arizona
6. Make sure he has a Living Will; None of them want to be sticking a tube in him
5. Justice Sandra Day O'Conner will give him a lap dance
4. To really cheer him up, they'll overturn Roe v. Wade
3. Give him the okay to wear Hawaiian shirts in-session
2. His favorite; When courts' out-of-session, blindfold him, spin him in chair and let him walk around dizzy until he falls down
1. Give him the good news - They got a bite on his Reality TV script - Fat Supreme Court Justice - from Fox
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