Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Chief Justice William Rehnquist Will Be Welcomed Back To Supreme Court

10. Two words: Bar Crawl

9. Do alittle off-the-books adjustings of some laws so he can get his drugs from Canada

8. His biggest wish; Let him hold secret 'People's Court' sessions during off-hours and weekends

7. For nostalgia, rest of Justices will let him strike down the Martin Luther King holiday ruling in Arizona

6. Make sure he has a Living Will; None of them want to be sticking a tube in him

5. Justice Sandra Day O'Conner will give him a lap dance

4. To really cheer him up, they'll overturn Roe v. Wade

3. Give him the okay to wear Hawaiian shirts in-session

2. His favorite; When courts' out-of-session, blindfold him, spin him in chair and let him walk around dizzy until he falls down

1. Give him the good news - They got a bite on his Reality TV script - Fat Supreme Court Justice - from Fox

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