10. Work Guest Anchors into plot lines for 'Alias'
9. Ask the College of Cardinals, that while they're meeting, to bounce them a few candidates
8. Tom DeLay - Can give himself a better spin, or, at least, kill any ethic charges reports
7. Hey, Koppel's here until the end-of-the-year, let's make him sit in
6. Mark McGwire - But he can only talk about tomorrow's news
5. Keith Jackson, just to hear him intro first Iraq war piece, as "Have we got a doooozy going on here …"
4. Let's see, Martha has 49-hours, per-week … She lives about an hour away … Her ankle is off-camera, under a desk …
3. George Lopez - Get a few months of PR Hype over the non-white-guy thing
2. Jim McKay - Can still work that 'Thrill-of-Victory/Agony-of-Defeat' line with the news
1. New Spin Off Series - Desperate News Anchors
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