Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How ABC Plans To Fill In For Peter Jennings


10. Work Guest Anchors into plot lines for 'Alias'

9. Ask the College of Cardinals, that while they're meeting, to bounce them a few candidates

8. Tom DeLay - Can give himself a better spin, or, at least, kill any ethic charges reports

7. Hey, Koppel's here until the end-of-the-year, let's make him sit in

6. Mark McGwire - But he can only talk about tomorrow's news

5. Keith Jackson, just to hear him intro first Iraq war piece, as "Have we got a doooozy going on here …"

4. Let's see, Martha has 49-hours, per-week … She lives about an hour away … Her ankle is off-camera, under a desk …

3. George Lopez - Get a few months of PR Hype over the non-white-guy thing

2. Jim McKay - Can still work that 'Thrill-of-Victory/Agony-of-Defeat' line with the news

1. New Spin Off Series - Desperate News Anchors

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