10. Paula Abdul - They told me to say I was one, to help the ratings
9. Mark McGwire - Since this is happening now, and in the future, I can talk about it
8. John Ashcroft - I did cover the statues and, I can redo the song to 'When Born-Again Virgins Soar
7. Paris Hilton - Really, all I have to do is say it and I'm in the clear?
6. Pat O'Brien - Gives me another reason to go on Dr. Phil's
5. Steven Jobs - Hmmm … If this gets hot, do I see a Born-Again iPod coming out of this or what?
4. Jeff Gannon - Nobody believed I was a reporter, so they probably won't believe this
3. Bill Gates - I better do it, before that minister ruins my business completely
2. Martha Stewart - If it gets this damned bloody ankle thing off me, I'll say that I'm anything you want me to be
1. President Bush - Gotta do something to get away from that horse-milking joke
9. Mark McGwire - Since this is happening now, and in the future, I can talk about it
8. John Ashcroft - I did cover the statues and, I can redo the song to 'When Born-Again Virgins Soar
7. Paris Hilton - Really, all I have to do is say it and I'm in the clear?
6. Pat O'Brien - Gives me another reason to go on Dr. Phil's
5. Steven Jobs - Hmmm … If this gets hot, do I see a Born-Again iPod coming out of this or what?
4. Jeff Gannon - Nobody believed I was a reporter, so they probably won't believe this
3. Bill Gates - I better do it, before that minister ruins my business completely
2. Martha Stewart - If it gets this damned bloody ankle thing off me, I'll say that I'm anything you want me to be
1. President Bush - Gotta do something to get away from that horse-milking joke
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