Friday, June 17, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Apologies The Senate Is Planning To Offer

10. Failure to impeach President Clinton may come back to haunt them in 2008

9. The Contract For America didn't have the clause that gave them appointment-for-life

8. Trent Lott was booted out, giving them Bill Frist

7. Not knowing the location of Dick Cheney's secret bunker - In event they need him for vote on the 'Nuclear Option'

6. How silly the President looked in a flight suit

5. C-Span tends to make them look about 10-pounds heavier

4. They let Frist and DeLay drag them into the Teri Schiavo mess

3. Tom DeLay - In case he gets convicted and starts naming names

2. The New York Senators admit that they bet against the 69 Mets

1. They thought 'Downing Street Memo' was a horse in the Kentucky Derby

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