Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Early Draft of President Bush's Vacation Agenda

10. I hope those darn Secret Service agents don't jump in front of my bike again

9. If Duncan Hunter shows up, we're eating my food, not that crap he brings from Gitmo

8. Start preparing Dick to get ready to fire Libby

7. Oh Jezz - We forgot all about Bolton!

6. Have Andy tell me which labor union I should pay attention to now

5. Good chance to try out those Flip-Flop things

4. Time to invite Tony Blair to the ranch - assuming he's not releasing any more memo's on me

3. Work on courage to fire Karl Rove

2. Go over again with Andy how I'm working to protect all Americans from terrorists

1. Try to remember, no photo's holding hands with Saudi prince's this trip

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