10. Real Estate - Duke Cunningham can give you some tips to get started
9. Los Angeles Times is trying new things, pitch them Lanceatorial
8. Village People have a new opening and hey, you've already got the lycra shorts and yellow jersey
7. Join Bush Team and help abuse prisoners by making them race against you
6. Mayorship of San Diego is still available
5. Echilance - Research and discover an herb that will stop colds
4. Marry Sheryl Crow, kick back and man the beer chest in the trailer backstage
3. Reality Television Show on bike racing - Signature phrase can be "You're Tired!"
2. Celebrity Spokesperson - Take up Carl's Jr. offer and wash car in bathing suit
1. Two Words - Ankle Bands
9. Los Angeles Times is trying new things, pitch them Lanceatorial
8. Village People have a new opening and hey, you've already got the lycra shorts and yellow jersey
7. Join Bush Team and help abuse prisoners by making them race against you
6. Mayorship of San Diego is still available
5. Echilance - Research and discover an herb that will stop colds
4. Marry Sheryl Crow, kick back and man the beer chest in the trailer backstage
3. Reality Television Show on bike racing - Signature phrase can be "You're Tired!"
2. Celebrity Spokesperson - Take up Carl's Jr. offer and wash car in bathing suit
1. Two Words - Ankle Bands
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