10. New X-Rated Cable Show - Desperate Hockey Housewives
9. Penalty Boxes will have cell phones so offending player can chat with fans
8. Fans that hold on to their ticket stubs automatically enrolled in running for next Supreme Court opening
7. A designated outted CIA Agent will drop the ceremonial first puck at each game
6. Three Words - Monster Zamboni Bash
5. Games that end in tie, even after shootout, Bill Frist gets to call 'Nuclear Option' and Senate votes on who wins
4. For one period each game, goalies wear no equipment
3. Pittsburgh Penguins will field a team of real penguins
2. Word-of-Mouth campaign - Will get the RNC's Ken Mehlman to go on tirade that NHL is picking on Bush Administration
1. Instead of referees, Arizona Minutemen will officiate games
9. Penalty Boxes will have cell phones so offending player can chat with fans
8. Fans that hold on to their ticket stubs automatically enrolled in running for next Supreme Court opening
7. A designated outted CIA Agent will drop the ceremonial first puck at each game
6. Three Words - Monster Zamboni Bash
5. Games that end in tie, even after shootout, Bill Frist gets to call 'Nuclear Option' and Senate votes on who wins
4. For one period each game, goalies wear no equipment
3. Pittsburgh Penguins will field a team of real penguins
2. Word-of-Mouth campaign - Will get the RNC's Ken Mehlman to go on tirade that NHL is picking on Bush Administration
1. Instead of referees, Arizona Minutemen will officiate games
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