Friday, July 15, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Ways Karl Rove Helps Journalists With Their Stories

10. Tells them best place to get a good ergonomic chair cheap

9. Offers to be their Fact Checker

8. Guarantees journalists, not only does he speak for the President, he also thinks for the President

7. In case of favorite journalist, gives him a back rub while they write their article

6. Gives them is favorite Mountblanc pen to write with

5. Begins a smear campaign so the journalist has something to write about

4. Keeps his Press Secretary in the dark to juice up the story for journalists

3. Conveniently loses CD-ROMs that has information on it - information that journalist just happens to be doing article on

2. Gives them info that keeps them out of jail, while letting other journalist on same story gets sent to jail

1. Comes up so many with false stories and rumors that it give dozens-and-dozens of journalists work

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