Monday, July 11, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: What Will Happen To The Europe Union Without A Constitution

10. Receive stern warnings from the Bush Administration to get with it and meet the schedule, or be invaded

9. We're going to EuroDisney!

8. Thank Luxembourg for their vote but now, they can go to the back of the room, sit down and be quiet

7. Won't have to use those damn awful Eurodollars anymore so they can get back to bilking tourists on the exchange rates

6. Brace themselves for Bill Frist to pull the 'Nuclear Option' and force the vote on the constitution

5. Pool all the money they will save together so they can get the Manchester United cable package

4. Get boring lectures on democracy from Condoleezza Rice, about having a united Europe

3. Intimidate the Italians, just for the fun of it, so they cancel their government and hold new elections

2. Blame France, but only after agreeing with Chirac that the food in England sucks

1. Get on the agenda of the next G8 Summit for debt relief and billions in aid

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