Monday, October 03, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How Colleagues Will Welcome New Chief Justice To Supreme Court His First Day

10. Because of his Senate testimony, decorated his office like a baseball dugout

9. Assured him, they will have Anna Nicole Smith in the court when her case is heard

8. Traditionally hazing with giving him a robe three sizes too small

7. Warn him, that if brings in his energizer-bunny kid into the chambers, they're going to fire gavels at him

6. Even though he's Chief Justice, he's still a rookie and must carry briefcases and luggage

5. Tell him there was a snafu with swearing in and that he has to go through process again, including hearings and vote

4. More hazing: Gave him the gavel that will break in two first time he pounds it on the bench

3. Emailed him the form letter he can send anonymously to the IRS, to have audit conducted on Senators who voted against him

2. Asked him if he wants to overturn Roe v. Wade in his first year, or wait alittle while

1. Told him it was okay if he didn't wear anything under his robes; they all do it often enough

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