Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Signs Your Congressman May Be Laundering Money

10. Starts up his own Action Committee, for some patronizing, self-centered cause

9. Will remind you, ad nausem, that a person is innocent until proven guilty

8. Despite not being qualified, you get offer from him to head an International Think Tank

7. Scheme is so lucartive, he can have his whole family on the payroll

6. His colleagues in Congress try to change rules to protect him

5. He starts taking lobbyists on junkets

4. There's so many investigations centered on him, you think he's became a co-anchor on Fox News

3. You get a letter from him, asking if you want to invest in Indian casinos

2. He gets a nickname, like a tool or something

1. The District Attorney can't stop himself from lining up indictments against him

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