Sunday, January 15, 2006

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 15 January 2006














At MacWorld this past week, CEO Steve Jobs announced a new program where Apple users can have their iBooks or iPods surgically attached to their bodies. For those electing this procedure, Jobs directed users to the new, iCrazy website, where instructions for computer hobbyists can be download for those that would want to do the attachements themselves














Southwest Airlines
will announce a new "Dong" program this week. For registered users, a "dong" will be sounded on their computers whenever a Southwest jet overruns, or goes off a runway

















Iraqi Judge Rizgar Mohammed Amin confirmed on Friday that he is stepping down from presiding over the Saddam Hussein trial so that he can become "Judge Mohammed", a new syndicated program on the Al Jazeera News Network, model on the numorous televison court programs in America.

Unlike his American counterparts, Judge Mohammed will have the authority to carry out sentences, including stonings and beheadings.

It took over 30-years but life is imitating art in India, as the government officially unveiled their new 'Ministry of Silly Walks' this past week





















The U.S. Treasury issued this week their new Organic $20 Bills, certified to be produced without chemicals or growth hormones











A group of over 100 international;y acclaimed scientists, including Nobel Prize winners, released a three-year study that shows right-wing pundit Ann Coulter "contributes significantly" to Global Warming

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