Monday, February 27, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Dubai Ports World Asked For 45-Day Delay In Taking Over U.S. Ports

10. Watching DVD's of 'The Andy Griffith Show", after being told President Bush was alittle like Barney Fife

9. Can't concentrate with the Donald Trump - Martha Stewart feud raging on around them

8. Give Bill O'Reilly enough time to launch a new "Save Something" campaign

7. Andy Card asked for time; Needs to figure out if Administration can blame Former FEMA Chief Michael Brown for problem

6. So they can evaluate if President Bush is a lame duck or not

5. New legal matter - Scooter Libby is asking to subpoena Dubai Ports World records to show how busy he was

4. Logistics: James Dobson, Tony Perkins and Rick Santorum are putting together a "Port Justice Sunday" event to rally support

3. Took advice from Donald Rumsfield - The delay will get them "port-hardened"

2. Karl Rove indicated he needed more time to dig up dirt and create new smears on those opposing deal

1. Totally distraught over the Ask Jeeves logo being retired

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