Saturday, March 11, 2006

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 11 March 2006













The "Oracle of Omaha", investor Warren Buffet rebuffed an offer from Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates to purchase Berkshire Hathaway, telling Gates, "Look Junior, you can develop all the gadets and gizmos you want, but my wallet will always be bigger than your wallet


Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said yesterday, in reference to the election of the Hamas Party in Palestine, that "we won't get caught off-guard again" in announcing that the United States will "go back to fixing and rigging elections in other countries and the Third World"











The White House today, to dampen the criticism they've received, said that President Bush may end the NSA Wiretapping program, in favor of new technology, an "All Seeing Eye" ...


Inside sources say that the White House is licensing the new "All Seeing Eye" from golfer Tiger Woods, who employs the new technology as extra security when competing in major tournaments



















An Inspector General's report criticized the Department of Homeland Security, for spending over $15-million to commission "Mermaid Statues" that were be placed in U.S. Ports "as a security deterrent" to would-be terrorists.

The report goes on to say that, rather then beefing up security, it's costing the department another $5-Million to maintenance the statues, which have become a landing and nesting spot for sea gulls















Sources tell The Garlic that the White House has become "very worried" over Vice President Dick Cheney, in the aftermath of his shooting incident.

Reports around the Capital say that Cheney has taken to drinking during working hours, including, openly, on the floor of Congress

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