News Item: On Immigration, Bush Seeks 'Middle Ground'
10. We don’t have to worry about what Bush does, it’s that Tancredo guy we got to keep an eye on
9. I wonder how pounds of drugs those unmanned plane things can hold?
8. Man, if we become legal, I’ll lose my job. Wal-Mart will have to give us coffee breaks and lunch and can’t lock us in anymore
7. Maybe we’ll be able to get something with the National Guard – I heard they only work weekends
6. The Temporary Worker thing will be cool ... Look at the type of jobs you can get ... Maybe something like that Tony Snow guy
5. Learn to speak English? No problemo, Jeffe. We’ve already been studying tapes of President Bush
4. Once Rove gets indicted, they’ll forget all about us
3. They just keep handing us the American Dream – Phony Drivers License, Phony Passports, now Phony Identification Cards
2. When we become citizens, we won’t have to protest anymore – even when they listen to our phone calls
1. Don’t worry. He went on television and talked about rebuilding
Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-CO) said the President's speech last night "was a start" but that "he hasn't even begun to address the illegal elk and moose entering the country"
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