"Can you hear me now?" is the new television ad campaign, launched by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in an attempt to build internal support, and put pressure on President Bush, to answer the 18-page letter Ahmadinejad sent last week
RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman "came out" last week, declaring that he is heterosexual, saying "Im not gay. But those stories did a number on my dating for six months"
A few hours later, inexplicably, Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney came out and called Mehlman a "son of a bitch" and a "slimeball"
Apurv Mishra, a 16 year old from India, says he's developed a new device that will prevent the NSA, or any other agency from collecting their conversations or numbers, as long "as you can get comfortable wearing your telephone on your head"
New Pope Benedict XVI is said to be preparing the Vatican to make a formal request to the Bush Administration, for any of the millions of telephone numbers and conversations the NSA has collected, that contain information about people saying that plan on attending the Da Vinci Code movie next week
And Netflix CEO Reed Hastings also wants to talk to the Bush Administration about monetizing the telephone numbers collect. Hastings says, with a special membership to Netflix, those that order the tapped data can get a CD-ROM shipped overnight, or you downloaded the information from your Netflix Special Account
Vice President Dick Cheney was recently held and questioned at a local D.C. bookstore, in a case eerily similar to former White House Aide Claude Allen.
Witnesses say Cheney purchased a book, had Secret Service agents put the book in his limousine, while the Vice President went back into the bookstore, picked up another copy and attempted to return it for credit
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