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10. Wanted the inside scoop on Patrick Kennedy; Confided he’s dealing with an Ayatollah who had a similar accident
9. Said he had some Iranian operative in the
8. Thought Bush’s flight suit was “pretty snazzy” and wanted to find out where he could get one just like it
7. Advised, unless Bush’s poll numbers rose, would drop the “Great” from title and just refer to him as “Satan”
6. Looking to score some good Washington Nationals tickets
5. In exchange for seeing “the really good stuff” at Area 51, will give up his claims that the Holocaust a "hoax"
4. Gave Bush a “Heads-Up” – Said the Iranians are going to start singing American National Anthem in Arabic
3. Looking to see how the Bush Administration is going to spin
2. Advised Bush that retired Iranian Generals are grumbling about Rumsfeld and urged the President to fire him
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