10. The Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker on your car is against HUD policies
9. Signing on the dotted line also means you’re signing up to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney
8. You donated money to Katherine Harris’s campaign
7. Since you speak Spanish, likely, you’ll use the contract money to sneak IIlegal Immigrants into the country
6. You haven’t read any of
5. NSA reports you have a bookmark in your web browser for the “
4. Background check reveals that you’ve had lunch with a retired general who has criticized Secretary Rumsfeld
3. You have seen Al Gore’s movie on Global Warming
2. A check of your iPod shows you’ve download the Stephen Colbert video
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