Sunday, May 07, 2006

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 7 May 2006








Samsung is introducing its' new 102-inch Plasma TV, with the new "PIP - Person-In-Picture". The patented PIP can be programmed for multiple functions, including programming VCR's and finding the remote control when lost















llusionist David Copperfield takes a spin on the new runaway train attraction, 'Expedition Everest' at Disney's Animal Kingdom

Disney says that they have overhauled all their attractions to only "mame and injury" guests and have eliminated death as one of the features



















1970's icon, and star of the 'Rocky III' film, Mr. T is attempting to cash in on a new generation, announcing that he has changed his name to "Mr. F"

"That F for Freedom, fool!" Mr. F barked to reporters.

Unconfirmed reports have Mr. F teaming up with Sylvester Stallone's Rocky, to battle a muscle-bound terrorist, played by Dolph Lundgren













In a desperate attempt to prove his case, that he was too busy to have leaked CIA Valerie Plame's identity, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby is said to be planning to subpoena 12-million illegal aliens, to testify to Libby's workload on National Security

















General Michael Hayden, soon to be nominated to take over the Central Intelligence Agency, told reporters at a press conference yesterday that "I, also, am a decider, and I glad the President Bush decided to choose me"

Hayden indicated that there will be "no slowing down" of the Illegal Wiretapping Program during his confirmation hearings


















Outgoing CIA Director Porter Goss said, with President Bush sitting next to him, "Now that I'm retired, you can chalk me up for believing it's time for Secretary of Defense to step down"










As 'The Garlic' reported last week, that six retired illegal immigrants called for Rumsfield to resign, AARP released a poll that indicated over 76% of their retired members believe it's time for Rumsfeld to go

No comments: