Samsung is introducing its' new 102-inch Plasma TV, with the new "PIP - Person-In-Picture". The patented PIP can be programmed for multiple functions, including programming VCR's and finding the remote control when lost
llusionist David Copperfield takes a spin on the new runaway train attraction, 'Expedition Everest' at Disney's Animal Kingdom
Disney says that they have overhauled all their attractions to only "mame and injury" guests and have eliminated death as one of the features
1970's icon, and star of the 'Rocky III' film, Mr. T is attempting to cash in on a new generation, announcing that he has changed his name to "Mr. F"
"That F for Freedom, fool!" Mr. F barked to reporters.
Unconfirmed reports have Mr. F teaming up with Sylvester Stallone's Rocky, to battle a muscle-bound terrorist, played by Dolph Lundgren
In a desperate attempt to prove his case, that he was too busy to have leaked CIA Valerie Plame's identity, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby is said to be planning to subpoena 12-million illegal aliens, to testify to Libby's workload on National Security
General Michael Hayden, soon to be nominated to take over the Central Intelligence Agency, told reporters at a press conference yesterday that "I, also, am a decider, and I glad the President Bush decided to choose me"
Hayden indicated that there will be "no slowing down" of the Illegal Wiretapping Program during his confirmation hearings