Friday, June 02, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Some Of The Rewards The Six Powers Are Offering Iran To Halt Nuclear Program

News Item: Six Powers Reach Accord On Iran Plan

10. The Enhanced version of the new Paris Hilton CD

9. Reluctantly, France will begin importing Iranian Champagne

8. Will get each countries legacy carriers to extend their Frequent Flyer Mileage

7. For every 10 nuclear plants they close, they get one free

6. All “E Ticket” access pass at EuroDisney, good for one-year

5. If they come to Washington, will get them into the Poker Parties at the Watergate

4. Cases and cases of premium Russian Vodka

3. For President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a secret bunker just like Vice President Dick Cheney’s

2. Will control the looting, and absolutely no massacres, once they invade the country

1. To assure current government stays in power, Bush will send team from RNC to show them how to rig elections

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