Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At CIA During Michael Hayden’s Swearing In Ceremony

News Item: Bush Hails Role of C.I.A. as New Chief Takes Oath

10. You joining the office pool on Hayden? I got that he last’s only a year ...

9. Is this a real news crew here or are the filming it for the fake news releases?

8. Did you see Hayden’s memo? Anyone that uses the words “Slam Dunk” gets fired immediately

7. Newspapers are saying there was $90,000 in Jefferson’s freezer... Rumor going around it was more like $190,000

6. Is Cheney here? I’m trying to duck him ... He’s been hounding me all week, about the Iranian intelligence and their WMD’s

5. This sucks ... We’re missing Katie Couric’s last show

4. I heard that Addington combed over the swearing-in oath to check for anything that goes against the White House

3. There’s Jonesy over there ... Poor bastard ... For voting for Kerry in 2004, he has to log-in and process all those bricks people are mailing Congress

2. Hey, after this, want to call in to the FBI again and give them another hot tip on where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?

1. I hope this doesn’t take too long ... We have to get back to the office and finish cranking out those fake Iran letters

Vice President Dick Cheney is said to be up to his old tricks, now hounding the CIA for Iranian intelligence and WMD's