Top Ten Cloves: Things To Watch Out For With Today Being 6-6-6

News Item: Date With the Devil

10. A young couple, wife named “Rosemary”, and pregnant, moves into your building

9. Being a voter in Ohio

8. Using your life savings to buy stock in Microsoft’s Excel

7. Getting traded to the Colorado Rockies – and you’re an Atheist

6. The Dixie Chicks announcing that they are embarrassed by you

5. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales coming after you for your notes and sources – and your not even a journalist

4. If you’re gay, getting married

3. Being interrogated by the Army

2. Having to interview Ann Coulter (actually, this applies to any date)

1. Investigating President Bush’s abuse of Signing Statements – Knowing he can just issue another Signing Statement making you irrelevant

With today being 6-6-6, you just might have Attorney General Alberto Gonzales coming after you for your notes and sources – and your not even a journalist