News Item: Senate to Tackle Gay Marriage Ban
10. Whether it passes, or not, we blame
9. Strong-arm Canada to say that 17 Terror suspects arrested over weekend were ready to enter
8. Have Vice President Dick Cheney warn that traditional marriage is “in it’s final throes” unless Congress passes amendment
7. Give Mary Cheney and immediate post as Ambassador to
6. See if he can get Tony Perkins or James Dobson to put together a few “Gay Marriage Sundays” rallies
5. To help Republican candidates, will start smear campaign that Al Gore’s new film is really about Gay Marriage
4. Will Have Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez add Gay Marriage to the Patriot Act
3. Suggest adding gay couples getting married to his Immigration Bill, so they’ll have to leave country and reapply to enter
2. Promise to fill all Senate and Congress members’ freezers with $90,000 if they pass Gay Marriage Ban
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