9. Get him as a late entry on ‘Dancing With The Stars” and then jam the phones lines in voting to keep him
8. Rally public support for it by saying that Congress is appeasing the terrorists if they don’t approve
7. No problem, just issue a Signing Statement on it
6. Appealing to fiscally-conservative Republicans, say the lease commitments Bolton has made to live in
3. Although it would demand a major policy shift, claim
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