Top Ten Cloves: Other Conditions President Bush Has To Allow Rove and Meirs To Testify Before Congress

News Item: Indications of Obfuscation

10. Let's make it "Rock, Paper, Scissors", but I gotta warn ya, Harriet, there, has some serious puños de la piedra

9. Don't even bother trying to ask Rove about "The Math", he won't answer any of those questions

8. For every day you don't accept my terms, we'll send you another 3,000 pages

7. It will have to be like Jeopardy - You guys give the answers and then Karl and Harriet will have to answer in the form of question or be penalized

6. We won't give you Rove, or Miers, but we will let you question Lynne Cheney ... She'll have a few things to say to ya, all right

5. Questioning must be outsourced to Halliburton

4. Tony Snow will have to be in the room, when you question Rove and Miers, and, the first question you ask that makes Snow bang his head on the podium, we're outta there!

3. Leahy again ... Get Dick down here and have him deal with Leahy ... Like he did before

2. To be fair and balanced, will let Fox News host the questioning

1. Sticking to "no oath, no transcript" but will allow Congress to use pantomimes to record questioning


Leahy again ... Get Dick down here and have him deal with Leahy ... Like he did before