Disjointed Chief - Peter Pace Is Jumpin' ... Another Garlic Song

Man, these guys are stone cold.

They're throwing one of their own under the bus - before any shit flies.

I mean, they took him by the arms and legs, swung him back-and-forth a few times to get some momentum and heaved him in front of that big, ol' Greyhound barreling down the road.

Fearing that the reconfirmation of Joint Chief of Staff Peter Pace would hold him - and the Bush Grindhouse - accountable for the disaster they have wrought in Iraq (hmmmm, does "disaster" even cover it anymore? Is there a word that can accurately describe how Bush & Co. have fucked up Iraq, and by way of that, the rest of the world?), they chucked him.

On well, easy lie, easy go, I guess ...

So, since we didn't write anything else today, might as well serenade the Disjointed Chief with some Fats Waller music, as he boogies out the door.

Goes to the tune of The Joint Is Jumpin' so sing along as you can.

Peter Pace Is Jumpin'

Peter Pace is jumpin',
he's really jumpin',
Come in cats an' check your hats,
I mean Peter Pace is jumpin'.
The Pentagon's thumpin',
The DefSec's bumpin'.
This Iraq spot is more than hot,
In fact Peter Pace is jumpin',

Check your weapons at the door,
Be sure to pay Blackwater..
Burn your leather on the floor,
grab any of Bush's daughter.
Baghdad is rockin',
Iran is knockin'.
We're all bums when the Congress comes.
I mean Peter Pace is jumpin'.
Let it beat!

Peter Pace is jumpin',
He's really jumpin',
Even Rove is on his toes,
I mean Peter Pace is jumpin'.
No time for talkin',
It's tim for walkin'
(Yes!)
Grab a jug 'cause they've planted bugs,
I mean Peter Pace is jumpin'.
Get your lawyer, work you spin,
There's plenty when you're ditchin'.
Who is that that just came in?
Just look at the way Gate's switchin'.
Don't mind the hour,
''Cause Cheney's really in power.
He got bail if we go to jail.
I mean Peter Pace is jumpin'.
Peter Pace is jumpin',
He's really jumpin',
We're all bums when the Congress comes.
I mean Peter Pace is jumpin'.
Don't give your right name.
No, no, no!

Links

Listen To Fats Waller Sing 'The Joint Is Jumpin'

Joint Chiefs Chair Will Bow Out; Pentagon Wary of Thorny Reconfirmation Hearings

New Joint Chiefs Nominee: ‘This War Is Going To Go On For A Long Time. It’s A Generational War’

White House Plunges Into New Iraq Strategy; Moving From ‘Keystone Cops’ To ‘Marx Brothers’












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