Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Viewing The London 2012 Olympic Logo Can Cause

News Item: Please look away ... it's the 2012 logo

10. Otherwise normal professionals write gushy, effusive letters on behalf of convicted felon, former Vice President Chief of Staff I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby

9. Makes War Czars skeptical about the Iraq Surge

8. President Bush can't help endorsing and backing Crony General Alberto Gonzales

7. Like a Svengali, Turkey gets urge to invade Iraq

6. After viewing logo, likely to have strong urge to attempt to jump into the Popemobile

5. Fox News Anchor Brit Hume starts spouting off with racist talk like he was at a David Duke Convention

4. Wanna-be-terrorists start thinking about blowing up JFK Airport

3. Not sure yet but it might have something to do with the honeybees dying off

2. Makes Mitt Romney use phrases like "Null Set"

1. Causes Joe Scarborough to talk about pole dancing

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