News Item: Ahmadinejad, big man on campus; The Iranian leader's visit to Columbia provoked outcry, support and a twist on free speech: "We're glad you're here -- so we can tell you you're an asshole."
10. Is it me or does this guy have only one suit?
9. Look, over in the Media pool - Isn't that Bill Belichick? Is he videotaping Ahmadinejad?
8. What's the University of Florida Campus Police doing here?
7. I heard he was coming here to enroll
6. Someone said they saw Ahmadinejad talking with Isiah Thomas and then, a few minutes later, Ahmadinejad was walking around, practicing pronouncing the word "bitch"
5. I heard he was gay
4. Ahmadinejad? ... Isn't that, that Syrian apricot leather stuff?
3. I don't want to start anything, but I was just in the Mens Room and Ahmadinejad was in there, in a stall, furiously tapping his foot
2. Some said the Bill O'Reilly is going to take him to dinner ... That knows a great restaurant up in Harlem
1. Mr. President, I don't think it would be in our best interests to add Columbia University to the Axis of Evil List
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I heard he was gay