News Item: Breaking: Monica Goodling Is Engaged!
10. In unusual step, the DOJ is notifying all Government contractors of Goodlings' Wedding Registry
9. Reception will be in a Congressional Hearing Room motif
8. Pat Robertson will offer one of his special blessings for the couple
7. All emails about the wedding will be sent "directly up to Goodling and outside the system"
6. Justice of the Peace who will perform ceremony got licensed from Regent College
5. Goodling not sure if she will say "I Do", or plead the 5th Amendment
4. Goodling had Barbara Comstock do a thorough "opposition research" on her prospective husband
3. Bridesmaids and ushers will be chosen strictly along party affiliation
2. Alberto Gonzales will pull her aside, before the wedding, to talk to her about what to say during the wedding
1. Karl Rove is planning the whole thing!
Bonus Monica/DOJ Riffs
Think Progress: Monica Goodling engaged to conservative blogger
Attaturk/FDL: Just Perfect for Marching to Wagner Together
Dana Milbank: Monica's Own Monica Problem
"He aggressively and successfully pursued public corruption ..."
Alberto Gonzales Sings 'Justice For Sale'
Here's Monica, practicing for her ring fitting