Or: Charlie Rose Wins "Save of the Day"!
Talk about leading with you chin ...
"Earlier today, they said, Rose tripped in a pothole while walking on 59th Street in Manhattan. He was carrying a newly purchased MacBook Air and made a quick (but ultimately flawed) decision while falling: sacrifice the face, protect the computer. “In doing so, he pretty much hit the pavement face first, unfortunately,” they said.Too bad it wasn't a Charlie Rose impersonator.
That way, the Fake Steve Jobs could have done the reporting on it.
How soon before we see the first advertisement from Dell, or some other laptop competitor, cautioning that "MacBook Air's are know to cause facial injuries"?
Bonus Black Eye Links
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Down Goes Frazier (Kelsey Grammer)