Thursday, March 20, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: Signs That It Is First Day of Spring In the White House

News Item: Spring is coming earlier than you think: Why Americans start new season on March 20, not 21

10. The President starts humming and singing little ditties

9. It means Award Season begins!

8. President puts away his Winter Flightsuit and brings out the Summer one

7. Not much work gets done - Employees bunker down in cubicles, watching on their computers March Madness

6. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has to shake off the winter blues with a meaningless international photo-op tour

5. Vice President Dick Cheney has emerged from his Secret Bunker, his winter hibernation

4. Update the Christmas Pardons file that Scooter Libby was disbarred today

3. New Spring air gets White House Press Secretary Dana Perino a little confused

2. President Bush is out planting new lies

1. Crazy things happen ... Like, looking in the Passport file of Presidential Candidate, Senator Barack Obama

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