News Item: Rice: Military power is "not the way to deal in the 21st century"
10. Pay Rielle Hunter to name one of you the father of the baby
9. Either Putin or Medvedev will have to run as McCain's Vice President
8. If the Russians are going to fly their bombers near Alaska, then they have to put in equal time working on Ted Stevens' house
7. Start rumors that it was the two of you who behind the Manhunt donation to the McCain Campaign
6. Will get the Associated Press, like they did with Joe Lieberman, call the two of you "pricks"
5. Send in Michael Phelps to blind Russian soldiers with the reflections off his 8 Gold Medals
4. Meghan McCain will start writing children's books of the two of you, how her Daddy will kick your asses, if elected
3. Bus in Hillary Clinton's supporters, and have them dish out a "cathartic" cease-fire and withdrawal beating
2. Consequences will be to place Putin and Medvedev in the dreaded "McCain Cone of Silence"
1. Won't bother holding back Joe Biden, from tattooing "NATO" on your foreheads
Bonus Russia-Georgia Links
The Condoleezza Rice Ballroom Dancing & Charm School; Or: Shopping For A Legacy on Cyber Monday
The Night The Russians Rolled Into Georgia - McCain's August Anthem
Bob Drogin - Los Angeles Times: John McCain aide's dual roles intersect; Randy Scheunemann is a former lobbyist for Georgia, a country the candidate strongly supports in its crisis
John Perr: Presumptuous McCain Plays President on Georgia Conflict
Josh Marshall: His Grandiosity on Display
Cernig: Crisis? McCain Will Give You Crisis!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Top Ten Cloves: Things Condoleezza Rice Has Threatened Russia With To Honor Cease Fire
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