Oh God ....
Look out for the nearest live version of a beer commercial coming to you.
And, that office Romeo just got the license to become "funkier".
This could just as well serve as a "Heads-Up" to any, and all woman, who may be hitting a disco, dance hall, or just going out clubbing.
Especially if they run into any lunkheaded men, who happen to have stumbled on this article;
Women Can Smell a Man's Intentions ...At least subconsciously, a woman can also tell a man's in the mood by the scent of his sweat
Scientists have long debated whether humans, like animals, use chemical signals called pheromones to communicate sexual interest to potential mates. Problem is, the effects of pheromones are thought to be subconscious — meaning that if we do communicate using them, we sure don't know it. It's also hard to know what these pheromones might be and how we sense them, so researchers understand little about them.Yeah, you're reading that right, sweat.
But if human pheromones are going to be anywhere, they're going to be in sweat, right? Denise Chen, a psychologist at Rice University in Houston, and her colleagues devised an experiment to compare how women respond to different forms of male sweat — sweat produced in everyday situations versus that produced when a man is turned on.
Chen and her colleagues asked 20 heterosexual guys to stop wearing deodorant and scented products for a few days. Then they told the men to put small pads in their armpits as they watched pornographic videos and became aroused (the researchers confirmed, using electrodes, that the images did the job). Later, the guys were asked to exchange those pads for fresh pads to collect the sweat they produced when they weren't aroused.Can't you just see some Tony Manero-types, hanging around out in front of a club, shower-less for days, sans any deodorant, fanning through porno magazines, ogling woman as they walk in, checking out their own armpits and boasting to one another, "Oh Yeah, she's gonna dig me ...Forward my mail. boys"
Then the researchers recruited 19 brave women to smell the men's pads while undergoing brain scans.Now, getting 20 guys to watch porn, that had to be a no-brainer, but what sales pitch did they use to get the 19 woman to inhale the sweat?
"Hi ... We conducting a study and we just had a group of men pop boners and get excited watching porn, and we'd like to know if you be interested in smelling their sweat? ... No, no ... You don't have to meet the men ... You won't be sticking your nose in their armpits ...No, not down there, either ... "
Then, how many of the woman contacted for the study expressed disappointment, that they wouldn't be sticking their nose in men's armpits?
How many of them asked if they could watch porn, too?
What did they do, if any of the woman, started getting aroused - by any of the other woman, who may have been "sweating" during the testing?
Man, the extraneous notes to this study must be priceless.
One thing, for sure, we know what song will be most-requested in this sweat swap ...
Kick it, Mister DJ!
C & C Music Factory;Freedom Williams - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
Monday, January 12, 2009
Oh God ....