Send These Two Straight To The Front of The Instant Ignorant Dolt Line ...

Maybe they were just auditioning, for the remake of Dumb and Dumber, or Idiocracy II.

We don't need to spend a great deal of time (or energy) in bestowing Instant Ignorant Dolt titles on these two;

Officers Run Background Check On Obama; Placed On Leave

Two DeKalb County police officers have been placed on paid administrative leave after an investigation revealed they ran a background check on President Barack Obama.

A representative for the DeKalb County CEO’s office identified the officers as Ryan White and C.M. Route.

Officials said Obama’s name was typed into a computer inside a DeKalb County police car on July 20 and ran through the National Crime Information Center.

The secret service was immediately notified and contacted the DeKalb County Police Department.

A representative said both officers have been with the department less than five years.

A representative said one of the officers denied involvement.

An official investigation is being conducted by the DeKalb County Police Department’s Internal Affairs division.

It is unclear why the officers ran a check on the president.

"It is unclear why the officer ran a check on the president" ...

It's, almost, as if the DeKalb County Police representative was calling The Garlic, to point out this dynamic duo.

It such a concise, but fully explanatory, statement, close perhaps, if we actually handed out hardware to our IID's, that this could be the inscription engraved on it.

You're on leave now, so come on by, Ryan and Route, to pick up your Instant Ignorant Dolt gear.


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